| GREETINGS! The excitement
level around here is so high it’s hard to know where
to start. We’ve been working around the clock to make
this merger-acquisition happen for you. To maintain production
levels here at Califoracle, we’ve paid for 24-hour
childcare (and companion animal care!) for the past
36 months of negotiations.
Today the human race is in its most advanced state of consciousness.
We have the ability to create highly advanced machinery,
we can modify living organisms down to the genetic level,
our medical science is so advanced that no disease is untreatable
and we have the resources to feed every person on the planet.
Emboldened by our progress, we trod further into a future
that reflects our achievements and defines the next step
in our evolution: the merging of business and mind, business
and culture…business and YOU.
The Califoracle merger has established a unique leadership
model in the United States. We have proved to the world
that the corporate structure is a superior method of human
governance and management. Out-dated forms, such as socialism,
communism and democracy have failed. We, as documented by
our continually increasing quarterly earnings, will demonstrate
that corporate structure and governance is not just for
business anymore.
This merger represents such advanced foresight that even
we are in awe of ourselves.
Commercial business is the key to our ultimate progress.
Commercial success is the missing link to our attainment
of the ultimate in human potential.
On January 1, 2004 we will experience a world that we have
only dreamed possible. There will no longer be the pain
of separation between human culture and commercial culture.
There will no longer be the burden of “individuality”.
The chasm between corporate and self will be replaced with
a seamless, permanent connection. Where there was disappointment
and frustration there will be responsiveness and options.
If one finds dissatisfaction with anything in their life,
they will have the power to make the necessary changes effortlessly.
Therefore, we expect you to stay tuned to this web site
as the details of this merger unfold. You will not want
to miss the opportunity to be part of the greatest merger
in world history! Life is sweet, drink it up. Califoracle
is everywhere you want to be. Take the journey, enjoy the
ride.
Welcome aboard, Associates!
The Califoracle Team
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